- nobody ever: you're cute and I want to date you
- Friend: You give great relationship advice. Why do you not have a prince as charming as you
- Me: I have my reasons
- Friend: Like what? Are you not gay anymore lol
- Me: I think so. I'm not sexually attracted to men. I'm just sexually attracted to dumb asses who just happen to have a penis.
- Friend: Oh
Posted a Facebook status saying he got a job at a restaurant bahaha!!! The bitch drops out of college his senior year to become an author and that’s all he can manage lmao that’s just funny. That’s hilarious. You dumbass, you were busting tables before you dropped out and now you’re doing it again. Even I make more than him probably and I’m just an intern. Oh the irony of it all