The Psycho Emo Report
My blog is where I tell all my stories. I rant on here. Post pictures of Pokemon and pics of hot men that I wish I could have. This blog is NSFW so if that isn't your thing please leave for your own sake cus I censor nothing on here. Otherwise enjoy :D
thescientist201 Asks:
thepsychoemoreport Said:
Oh fuck you bitch :P
1: When did you lose your virginity?
I didn’t lose it. I know where it went. In a guy’s ass at age 18 ;P my bf to be exact
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
Both
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
Nope
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
Pool
5: Favourite sex position?
Idk
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
Prefer to dominate but if my bottom dominates I am fine with that too.
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
Nope :P
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
Beds are comfy
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Define public?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Yea one of my bf’s caught me and he left the room and went to play Sims lol
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
Almost all my underwear is sexy
12: How often do you have sex?
I haven’t had sex in almost 2 years
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
Several but one special guy in particular
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
Giving :D
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
Don’t have a story for that
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
I have a whole fucking playlist for that
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
No idea
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
No
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
Shower
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
I am not going to say
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
I have not but would like to at least once
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
I’ve used them
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
Yes I have
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
My best friend is a female so no
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
Sleep XD
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
A certain guy I know being shirtless in front of me
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
I can do both but late night is hotter
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
Ass?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
Cock!
30: Do you watch porn?
Wtf? Yes!
I’m not the best graphic designer but don’t come at me and “pity” me because I am a photography student and say I don’t have the ability to design one minute then 5 minutes later say “Oh I love this”.
Same style honey, don’t get ignant
Tell it like it is gurl
(via thechriscrocker)
But she literally hands me a newspaper article about gay men and HIV rates. Telling me “You don’t need to say anything to me, just read it.” Of all the insulting shit! Its bad enough you called me a whore for years after I came out and now that?! Ugh! Way to end the old year!
She tried to defend herself by saying well I thought maybe it would be something you could tell all your friends….you is triflin as hell!
Or cheesecake in my case lol
(via tallyetnotshortperson)
I just love her!
(via tallyetnotshortperson)
“Alright, that was a cheap joke. Okay, I admit it. And I’m gonna do it again, like four times in the movie, and I’m just gonna apologize up front. I like knocking Norse people out of frame. It makes me laugh. And I like things that make me laugh.”
Joss Whedon during the Avengers commentary
Joss don’t give a shit about what you want. Joss does what makes him happy. Fucking Joss Whedon :D
Thomas is being all sorts of adorable with me and I’m loving it :)
WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
J.K……… Not cool.
nope i can’t i’m done just nOPE
(via llamagarden)
Damon you adorable little whore :D
Getting mad because she had to wait for an advisor to give her a code to get in a class. She keeps hollering about her being the top 10% of her class and that she don’t wait for people
TOPLESS TUESDAY :D
You’re such an attention whore Andrew lol
