The Psycho Emo Report
My blog is where I tell all my stories. I rant on here. Post pictures of Pokemon and pics of hot men that I wish I could have. This blog is NSFW so if that isn't your thing please leave for your own sake cus I censor nothing on here. Otherwise enjoy :D
If a guy ever comes at me with the line I’m not interested in you because you’re not “straight acting” like me, I might just chain him to the front wheel of a steam roller and push it down the largest hill I can find…
Who the fuck came up with that hetero-normative bullshit term T__T Straight acting? So you act like you like women but secretly crave dick cus that’s the only way I could see it being used. All that “straight acting” means I’m not flamboyant or I like “straight guy” stuff just fucking pisses me off.
Not every gay man is flamboyant and not every guy playing sports is straight. Trust me a lot of those football players are gayer than a jockstrap full of glitter. I’ve had some of them ask me to fuck them, they wanted to live up to their positions of tight end, and wide receiver.
Ugh gay culture sometimes….smh
Jon Stewart tells it like it is. A great clip. If you haven’t seen it, WATCH IT.
*APPLAUSE*
This may be the best thing I have ever watched in my entire life.
I generally prefer Colbert to TDS, but when Jon brings it, THAT SHIT IS FUCKING BROUGHT.
OH MY GOD I HAD SEEN PART OF THIS BUT I JUST WATCHED ALL OF IT AND OMG I LOVE YOU JON STEWART
Oh my god. This is one of the best takedowns I have ever seen. Ever.
MAKE LOVE TO ME, I CANNOT EVEN
jon senpai
I have issues but this is what folks need to see
*slow claps*
“Yes, I was onn foodstamps. But did anyone help me, no.”
Oh, how people can trick their minds into thinking bullshit
(via ebonilocs)
But implying and even calling me a slut for 5 years because I’m gay
No mom and dad you do not win. That does not trump your bullshit.
You get a point but not near enough
I really don’t curr about Chik-fil-A’s stance on gay marriage. I’m gay and I sometimes eat some of their chicken. I’m not gonna lie, it’s good chicken. They’re donating and supporting a hopeless and stupid cause (being against gay marriage) and in my opinion, if they want to continue wasting their money, let them.
I get that you should eat wherever you want but really? I’m not the kind of person to really boycott things but if you are gay and continously eat their chicken knowing your funds go to organizations that go against your kind you’re somewhat of an idiot. Thats like my black ass funding a company that funds KKK events.
Sure you won’t always know where your money is going but if you do and you know its going to a hateful group of people why continue to fund them. If any organization that supports hate in any way shape or form I’m going to do my best not to help their cause.
(via pnatz)
NO! FUCK NO! I’LL KILL SOMEONE IF THIS COMES OUT! FUUUUCK YOU M.NIGHT SHYMAMLAN!!!!!
(via bryonasaurusrex)
Do not come to me playing the victim when you know you are guilty as fuck
Been this depressed in a very long time….maybe since my freshman year. Life and all it’s stress is finally catching up to me. I feel like I’ve been hit by a metal bat. This break I intend to do what needs to be done to take my mind off all my worries. No one deserves to be sad all the time and right now thats how I feel. So I’ll be infrequent with Tumblr over the week. But please my followers (whether you care or not) enjoy your lives to the fullest and enjoy your Spring Break if you happen to be on it.
See ya.
P.S- Leave me lots of love in my inbox and what not
I am not addressing all white people in America in this note just the really fucking ignorant ones. At what point in your miserable lives did you guys decide to become so full of shit and be so racist to the point of making videos like this?!
At what point did your head go sooooo far up your asses that you thought it was ok to even THINK (and I use that term VERY loosely) to birth a video so freaking racist and ignorant. I don’t care if this is a joke or you deem its funny. Its fucking appalling!
Most of the “feminist” I know are really just a bunch of socially awkward women who slap on the feminist badge so they can make excuses as to why their lives suck. They aren’t real feminist.
“No guy will date me because I’m empowered”. No, no guy will date you because because you believe your blood spitting vagina needs to be the topic of all conversations because it “empowers” you. Shut the fuck up -___-
Hmmm sounds like someone I know -___-
