They always tell you never to burn your bridges

And I won’t. I’m going to blow them the fuck up. Seriously I hate the majority of people I have come to know

Rimming gone wrong

He really did eat his ass out

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Bahaha

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Anonymous asked: you're a self loathing black male who so wishes he were white that he excuses and forgives racism. sad.

Oh my glob! How did you know?!

LMAO! 

Omfg! This is awful! Just awful.  But so funny. Omg! I’m going to Hell! XD

“The walls of my anus are cuter than that panda”

—Klaus (American Dad)

Something unfortunate happens to a bitch I don’t like

“I don’t want any straight guy to judge me. Yall fuck orifices that look like battle wounds! You can’t judge me for shit! (Realize that I’m not actually hating on straight people. This is just for laughs)”

—Theophilus Hill

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I am

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I CAN’T BREATHE!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I was gonna call you….

Sorry Carl Rae Japsen

Anonymous asked: I can see you bent over, taking my dick in that sweet hole, begging for more until I cum all over your face.

Come off anon and maybe we can arrange it 

If not then I have this to say